whoabegones:

“Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret behind the universe, assuming you do not go utterly mad in the attempt. If you already happen to know the awful secret behind the universe, feel free to skip ahead.

Let’s say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one…

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10:18 am  •  22 May 2013  •  6,113 notes

yourrdarkpassenger:

tribute:

There goes 90% of your users. Now all those promises Karp made seem like cheap ploys to placate the masses while he stuffed his pocket with a billion dollars. Seriously, why do internet companies concern themselves with censorship so much? We’re not going to magically develop this distaste for swearing. We’re merely going to migrate to a site that meets our expectations. Don’t fuck with a good thing, Yahoo, or did Karp explain that the only way to ensure you would piss us off is to make unwarranted changes that affect 90% of your loyal user base? I understand wanting to shield children from explicit content, but that’s not your job; it’s their parents’ jobs. Leave the Cyber policing to dystopian dramas starring famous British people and let us have our slash fiction and penchant for dirty words left untouched.

calm the fuck down don’t you know how easy it is to fake tweets

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constantineshell:

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